posted 4 minutes agoApr 18, 2014, 7:10 pm with 141,302 notes
posted 32 minutes agoApr 18, 2014, 6:42 pm with 3,805 notes
sixpenceee:

TRUE URBAN LEGEND: THE ICE WOMAN
When a neighbor found Jean Hilliard in the snow she was frozen solid. That’s not euphemism; she was literally frozen like a turkey in your grandma’s deep freeze. Her body was too frozen to pierce with a needle, her temperature too low to register and when they took her to the hospital they loaded her into the car diagonally like a piece of lumber from Home Depot. She was, by nearly every measure, literally stone cold dead.
When the Jeansicle arrived at the hospital doctors tried to thaw her out, but nobody had much hope for a happy ending. Even if she wasn’t dead, all medical evidence suggested she’d at least have severe frostbite and brain damage.
As Jean lay wrapped in an electric heating pad her eyelids began to flutter, and after some time she thawed completely, returning to life as if nothing had happened. She showed absolutely no ill effects from her little nap in the snowbank — no frostbite, no brain damage, not even any freezer burn. The 19-year old woman from North Dakota had, essentially, come back from the dead completely unharmed. Had she been sipping on antifreeze cocktails earlier in the evening? Did Mr. Freeze secretly give her up for adoption as a baby? Dr. George Sather, who treated her, isn’t ruling anything out. As he put it, “I can’t explain why she’s alive.”

sixpenceee:

TRUE URBAN LEGEND: THE ICE WOMAN

When a neighbor found Jean Hilliard in the snow she was frozen solid. That’s not euphemism; she was literally frozen like a turkey in your grandma’s deep freeze. Her body was too frozen to pierce with a needle, her temperature too low to register and when they took her to the hospital they loaded her into the car diagonally like a piece of lumber from Home Depot. She was, by nearly every measure, literally stone cold dead.

When the Jeansicle arrived at the hospital doctors tried to thaw her out, but nobody had much hope for a happy ending. Even if she wasn’t dead, all medical evidence suggested she’d at least have severe frostbite and brain damage.

As Jean lay wrapped in an electric heating pad her eyelids began to flutter, and after some time she thawed completely, returning to life as if nothing had happened. She showed absolutely no ill effects from her little nap in the snowbank — no frostbite, no brain damage, not even any freezer burn. The 19-year old woman from North Dakota had, essentially, come back from the dead completely unharmed. Had she been sipping on antifreeze cocktails earlier in the evening? Did Mr. Freeze secretly give her up for adoption as a baby? Dr. George Sather, who treated her, isn’t ruling anything out. As he put it, “I can’t explain why she’s alive.”

posted 44 minutes agoApr 18, 2014, 6:30 pm with 13,670 notes

crocker-incorporated:

yuutokarnishiro:

imagine if every single execution in dangan ronpa was this

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posted 46 minutes agoApr 18, 2014, 6:29 pm with 250 notes
You've sure come a long blaze Charizard!

(Source: shortwing)

posted 47 minutes agoApr 18, 2014, 6:27 pm with 18,515 notes
beerburritowhiskey:

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:

beerburritowhiskey:

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:

(Source: praydeath)

posted 47 minutes agoApr 18, 2014, 6:27 pm with 54,536 notes

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posted 48 minutes agoApr 18, 2014, 6:27 pm with 35,278 notes

atokniiro:

Success, a short comic about following your dreams

(made in celebration of my Facebook page reaching 100K Likes)

posted 52 minutes agoApr 18, 2014, 6:22 pm with 366 notes
[Mochi Headcanon]

dem-deutschen-volke:

When Mochi Ludwig is really, really angry, he puffs up into a huge, terrifying balloon-shaped ball.

Exhibit A:

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When his anger subsides, he deflates back to his normal cube self.

Exhibit B:

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In especially emotional circumstances, Mochi Ludwig then shuffles off to wallow in misery with the help of many, many pints of beer whilst staring off into the sunset and crying.

Exhibit C:

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[Information source]

posted 53 minutes agoApr 18, 2014, 6:22 pm with 88,989 notes
afadingoctober:

balancingtheledger:

jaredsadalecki:

why is no one talking about this

'Black Widow' is listed for 2015 on Scarlett Johansson's IMDB page.

afadingoctober:

balancingtheledger:

jaredsadalecki:

why is no one talking about this

'Black Widow' is listed for 2015 on Scarlett Johansson's IMDB page.

(Source: jaredsadalecki)

posted 58 minutes agoApr 18, 2014, 6:17 pm with 162,904 notes

neptunain:

i wish there wasn’t a stigma about doing things alone. you can’t go out to eat alone, you can’t see a movie alone, basically anything fun, you’re looked down on for doing alone and it’s so stupid you shouldn’t need other people to validate your decisions

posted 58 minutes agoApr 18, 2014, 6:16 pm with 187,301 notes
found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

impalathief:

butts-are-wonderful:

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

impalathief:

butts-are-wonderful:

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"

(Source: aliceneedsadrink)

posted 1 hour agoApr 18, 2014, 6:03 pm with 44,445 notes

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

posted 1 hour agoApr 18, 2014, 5:32 pm with 126 notes
evrenfarm:

WOW take your typos and bad attitude somewhere else

evrenfarm:

WOW take your typos and bad attitude somewhere else

posted 1 hour agoApr 18, 2014, 5:32 pm with 37 notes

undercover-witch:

Why is everything so frustratingly cute in Japan? Can’t give a glass of water without sparkles and straw with a cute animal.

posted 1 hour agoApr 18, 2014, 5:31 pm with 9 notes
marina-liteyears:

look at this fuck hes the creator of time and look at his smiling mug loOK

marina-liteyears:

look at this fuck hes the creator of time and look at his smiling mug loOK