posted 11 hours agoJul 31, 2014, 2:04 am with 571 notes
42tai:

Art by まやのり
posted 11 hours agoJul 31, 2014, 2:04 am with 8,111 notes
gingerbrownies:

The real difference between cats & dogs

gingerbrownies:

The real difference between cats & dogs

posted 11 hours agoJul 31, 2014, 2:03 am with 1,392 notes
posted 11 hours agoJul 31, 2014, 2:03 am with 614,905 notes

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(Source: matchless)

posted 11 hours agoJul 31, 2014, 1:52 am with 6,512 notes

zackfair:

I love video games so much thats why i spend more time blogging about them instead of actually playing them

posted 11 hours agoJul 31, 2014, 1:51 am with 501,931 notes

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

posted 11 hours agoJul 31, 2014, 1:51 am with 85,752 notes
comedyblogger:


drinking underage like

comedyblogger:

drinking underage like

(Source: thingsfittingperfectlyintothings)

posted 11 hours agoJul 31, 2014, 1:44 am with 269,117 notes
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hypotheticalyiff:

peetamellarkeys:

birdthenerd:

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

it’s exactly what you think it is

posted 11 hours agoJul 31, 2014, 1:42 am with 42,450 notes

copperjohn:

drksanctuary:

copperjohn:

Nailed it.

reblogging for dat ass

Holy fuck I didn’t even realise that this was getting notes

posted 11 hours agoJul 31, 2014, 1:40 am with 8,966 notes
finallyiveflown:

So has anyone noticed in southpark no one ever interrupts jimmy while he stutters? (Except Wendy once when it was apart of a joke)Matter of fact in one of the episodes an entire crowd of people, including the mayor, has to listen to the 12 days of Christmas song sung by Jimmy, for what seems like hours. He stands on stage while sputtering and sings at his own pace. No one interrupts him. Not one person. They all quietly sit there until they are almost asleep.Even in the game you have wait until hes done stuttering to speak even if you hit the skip buttonGo you southpark guys

finallyiveflown:

So has anyone noticed in southpark no one ever interrupts jimmy while he stutters? (Except Wendy once when it was apart of a joke)

Matter of fact in one of the episodes an entire crowd of people, including the mayor, has to listen to the 12 days of Christmas song sung by Jimmy, for what seems like hours. He stands on stage while sputtering and sings at his own pace. No one interrupts him. Not one person. They all quietly sit there until they are almost asleep.

Even in the game you have wait until hes done stuttering to speak even if you hit the skip button

Go you southpark guys

posted 11 hours agoJul 31, 2014, 1:39 am with 3,913 notes
Nitori: making my way downtown, walking fast
Momotarou: NITORI-SENPAI!!!
Nitori: WALKING FASTER.
posted 11 hours agoJul 31, 2014, 1:38 am with 141,574 notes

grimelords:

Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.

posted 11 hours agoJul 31, 2014, 1:34 am with 476,992 notes

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

posted 12 hours agoJul 31, 2014, 1:32 am with 9,612 notes
transyoite:

hkirkh:

This is not a cat. This is not a ferret. This is a stoat.

no it’s a tube sock

transyoite:

hkirkh:

This is not a cat. This is not a ferret. This is a stoat.

no it’s a tube sock

posted 12 hours agoJul 31, 2014, 1:32 am with 24,308 notes

clannyphantom:

im excited for this generation of tumblr based teenagers to become parents because i think they will be aware and educated on all sorts of things like gender identity and mental illnesses and such but im also afraid of enrolling my kid into a kindergarten class full of Destials and Johnlocks